Public Hazards

25 things that annoy me every time I go to the mall

Guys
1. Guys with long hair. Dude you know you went overboard when your hair is longer than mine!
2. Another clue you went overboard is if your hair can be seen from underneath your sefra/’3etra!
3. Guys with long curly hair.
4. Guy with straightened long curly hair!
5. Skinny jeans, even Jared Leto could not pull that one off!
6. The whole quarter of a window rolled down, loud music from the car, slow down when passing a girl thing!

Girls
7. A girl strutting in the mall, batting her eye lashes, more or less screaming look at me look at me. Get over yourself; you’re not that pretty anyway!
8. Beehive hairdos, one word hideous!
9. and don’t get me started on the fake bronzer and glittery make-up!
10. Head to toe designer, you are not a walking billboard!

People
11. Sunglasses indoors, what’s that all about?
12. Going to the mall with the sole reason of ogling and being ogled, get a life already!
13. People who go to the mall on a weekend evening, and waste at least half an hour insisting to find a parking near the main entrance. Park a little further and walk, it won’t kill you!
14. Those goddamn shoes with built in roller blades/skates. If another kid whizzes by me I’m going to trip him over!
15. PDA of any sort!

Smoking
16. Smoking indoors. You want to kill yourself be my guest, but don’t endanger my lungs!
17. Teens smoking medwa5!
18. Parents of teens smoking medwa5, weinkum 3anhum?

Phones
19. Speaking loudly on the phone.
20. Group of people hanging out together all speaking on their cell phones, why are you hanging out together?

Shops/Shoppers/Shop assistants
21. If I want assistance I will ask for it, stop following me around!
22. Singing out loud to a song playing in the store.
23. Looking at my shopping cart. If you think you can decipher my life by analyzing my groceries, you’re in for a surprise!
24. Cutting line.
25. Women who think they can get away with cutting line because they are women. Women rights were wasted on you!

Doesn’t have anything to do with malls but it annoys me anyway
26. Anyone with a digital camera being a self-proclaimed photographer. Random pics of your shoes/hand holding coffee/shadow/[insert lame personal object here] does not qualify as art!